
Daddy spoils me, he lets me climb on the furniture and play baseball inside. I think he may be rethinking the baseball after my recent indoor slugging statistics, one off the TV and another into the ceiling fan. We might need to take it outside.

Look at the concentration, you can teach this stuff, I am the real deal and future home run champ of the league. Preferably the Boston Redsox if I have my choice. Honestly with ability like mine how could they refuse. They just might sign me to AAA ball after watching my scouting video below. Hook me up Coach Francona, looking at the way you all have been playing you could use a solid number four hitter like me.